IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? TWO WELL WISHES AND NO CAKE? NO PARTY? NO PARADE IN MY HONOR, THANKING THE GODS THAT THEY BLESSED YOU WITH MY PRESENCE, BEAUTY, BRILLIANCE AND KINDNESS?!? YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO RECTIFY THIS HEINOUS ACT OF INSOLENCE, YOU SHOE-SCRAPING IGNORANT PIECES OF MANURE-EATING VERMIN!! 
ALL OF YOU.
 EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. YOU.

IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? TWO WELL WISHES AND NO CAKE? NO PARTY? NO PARADE IN MY HONOR, THANKING THE GODS THAT THEY BLESSED YOU WITH MY PRESENCE, BEAUTY, BRILLIANCE AND KINDNESS?!? YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO RECTIFY THIS HEINOUS ACT OF INSOLENCE, YOU SHOE-SCRAPING IGNORANT PIECES OF MANURE-EATING VERMIN!!

ALL OF YOU.

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. YOU.

  1. doghar-chu reblogged this from saxitlurg
  2. the-fair-witch-leenan posted this